everybody knows you using voodoo.

 

went for suit fitting today.  last time i went, im lucky i read up and studied the details and options.  making suits is an art man. 

and i had no idea wearing one was this bloody empowering.

 

the car door was open and bobbi the cat suddenly popped in, climbed all over me, peered out the glass window and sat on the drivers seat.

CATS CAN RECOGNIZE CARS. WTF. they can open doors, sense death, anticipate rain, climb 12 floors to find a house. what else cant they do.

 

 

later i witnessed a live botox session. wasn’t as queasy as i thought. steely thin needles going into your skin. they serve great green bean tea. learnt much about botox and other procedures today. terribly insightful.

i can no longer deny it. my life is a bloody  odd  mash of experiences.  

i also got stranded alone at changi restricted area a few nights ago and had to call a cab. and something involving a rndm stranger apparently having the worst day of his life.

 

speaking of botox, i am damn fascinated by the korean pop industry. they can match the american genre on every level.

it is a precise empire built on the perfect clothes, auto-tune, overload of synths, crazy dance battles and excessive group numbers.

You know one hot girl might not do the trick, but throw in like 8 girls, each with a different (tailored) personality and surely any guy will see a type they like. marketing genius. same works for the k-boy groups.

 

I admittedly am transfixed by their MVs, the sets are extravagant,  the cuts and pans somehow warrant repeat looks.

The girls ALL LOOK THE SAME. tall, leggy and all dance damn well. i seriously can’t tell one group from another.

take a look:

@0:16 – i am transfixed and i don’t know why.

@1:34 – very Usher-esque dance move + camera angle

@1:53 – the korean mary j.blige. HAHA

@2:22 – dude has some hilarious pink thing hanging by his balls.

 

Guilty pleasure. They are plastic, but oh so perfect plastic. After i while i get a headache though.

It’s as if someone keeps whacking my head with a giant rainbow paddle pop. Painful but you won’t complain cos its ice-cream.

i’m not making sense here. i feel exploited. sob.

Someone must write an essay on kpop industry.

 

 

and i got my hands on the new russian circles and  the full rolling stones’  Satanic Sessions.

Japandroids on Spinner is kickass. the Mew one was damn disappointing. 

never knew sfk – pinstripe live was so much more thumping than studio version.

 

 

must find the new sufjan.

 

 

there is a cat at the wheel. PANIC.

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